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Platinum Control Computer <pcc@boneserver.analogic.com> writes:

> From: Universal(r) News(tm)
> Dateline: Santa Clara, California
> March 14, 2002
>
> Linus Torvalds, the creator of the world's second most
> common Operating System, Linux, will soon become the owner
> of the world's largest software company, Microsoft.
>
> William Gates, the present CEO of Microsoft, announced today
> that because of an accounting error in Microsoft Money,
> a program developed and distributed by Microsoft, it became
> possible for an outsider to gain control of the company by
> acquiring a negative amount of outstanding stock.
>
> Through his attorney, Melvin Beli, Linus announced that he
> had no intention of selling his negative shares of Microsoft
> stock which caused the accounting overflow. As soon as he
> is able to take a short leave-of-absence from Transmeta,
> Linus plans to move the Redmond operation to Afghanistan.
>
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