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SubjectRe: Whee, Greased HedgeHog on Steroids
On Thu, 2 May 1996, shaggenbunsenburner wrote:
> On Tue, 30 Apr 1996, Andrew C. Esh wrote:
[snip]

> > If you'd like, I could write a PERL script which will scan the Makefile
> > of your current kernel source code and tell you the proper non-numeric
> > name for that kernel.
>
> sure - let's put it in the mainstream kernel distribution as "make madlib
> zlilo" or something :)

Well, in the mean time, here's a version in C. It's nothing special -
just something I hacked up because I was bored :)
It grabs the version info out of linux/version.h instead of the Makefile
as I couldn't be bothered making it open up the Makefile & read in the
desired values.
Feel free to do whatever you want with it :)

--
/* greased_hedgehog.c */
/* by Matt Hawkins <matt@blitzen.canberra.edu.au> */

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <linux/version.h>

int main(void)
{
static char *s;
int ver, pat, sublevel;
div_t d;

sscanf(UTS_RELEASE, "%d.%d.%d", &ver, &pat, &sublevel);

d = div(sublevel, 10);

switch (ver) {
case 1:
s = "Greased";
break;
case 2:
s = "Turbocharged";
break;
case 3:
s = "Supercharged";
break;
case 4:
s = "Stealthy";
break;
case 5:
s = "Electrified";
break;
case 6:
s = "Hysterical";
break;
case 7:
s = "Zany";
break;
case 8:
s = "Wild-eyed";
break;
case 9:
s = "Unbeatable";
break;
default:
s = "ERROR";
}
printf("%s ", s);
switch (pat) {
case 0:
s = "Chicken";
break;
case 1:
s = "GroundHog";
break;
case 2:
s = "Ostrich";
break;
case 3:
s = "HedgeHog";
break;
case 4:
s = "Penguin";
break;
case 5:
s = "Kitten";
break;
case 6:
s = "Owl";
break;
case 7:
s = "Shrew";
break;
case 8:
s = "Rabbit";
break;
case 9:
s = "Hawk";
default:
s = "ERROR";
}
printf("%s ", s);
switch (d.quot) {
case 0:
s = "doing";
break;
case 1:
s = "selling";
break;
case 2:
s = "spaced by";
break;
case 3:
s = "zoning on";
break;
case 4:
s = "needing";
break;
case 5:
s = "buying";
break;
case 6:
s = "handing out";
break;
case 7:
s = "craving";
break;
case 8:
s = "looking for";
break;
case 9:
s = "on";
break;
default:
s = "ERROR";
}
printf("%s ", s);
switch (d.rem) {
case 0:
s = "LSD";
break;
case 1:
s = "Quaaludes";
break;
case 2:
s = "Prozac";
break;
case 3:
s = "Pot";
break;
case 4:
s = "Dark Rum";
break;
case 5:
s = "Steroids";
break;
case 6:
s = "Endorphines";
break;
case 7:
s = "Adrenaline";
break;
case 8:
s = "Mountain Dew";
break;
case 9:
s = "Jolt Cola";
break;
default:
s = "ERROR";
}
printf("%s.\n", s);
return 0;
}
--

Yeah, I should have used const char **'s for the strings, but for some
reason gcc was seg. faulting on them and I couldn't be bothered finding
out why. (gimme a break - it's 7:30am and I should be in.. what's that
place called? bed - that's it...long time no see ;)



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