Messages in this thread | | | Date | Wed, 11 Dec 1996 13:02:08 -0500 | From | "David S. Miller" <> | Subject | Re: Linus 2.0 |
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Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 10:42:45 -0700 (MST) From: Mike Wangsmo <wanger@fubar.cs.montana.edu>
BTW, If you thought that kernel development took some of your time, wait until you get settled down with a new child at home. :)
Don't worry he knows already, to quote:
"I'm changing diapers, oh the joys of parenthood..."
asmlinkage sys_torvalds(void) attribute((no_return)) { while(1) { read_email(); read_news(); hack_kernel(); if(fork()) { int age = 0; while(age++ < 5) { piss(); moan(); eat(); sleep(); } while(age++ < 10) { if(!lazy) goto_school(); watch_tv(); maybe_study(); eat(); sleep(); } while(age++ <= 18) { goto_school(); try_to_impress_girls(); play_with_computer(); eat(); sleep(); } while(age++ < 25) { goto_classes(); read_cpu_arch_manuals(); eat(); get_blotzed_at_parties(); try_to_impress_girls(); pass_out(); } sys_torvalds(); /* Not reached... */ } life_is_good(); feed_cats(); pass_out(); } }
;-)
---------------------------------------------//// Yow! 11.26 MB/s remote host TCP bandwidth & //// 199 usec remote TCP latency over 100Mb/s //// ethernet. Beat that! //// -----------------------------------------////__________ o David S. Miller, davem@caip.rutgers.edu /_____________/ / // /_/ ><
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