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Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 10:42:45 -0700 (MST)
From: Mike Wangsmo <wanger@fubar.cs.montana.edu>

BTW, If you thought that kernel development took some of your time,
wait until you get settled down with a new child at home. :)

Don't worry he knows already, to quote:

"I'm changing diapers, oh the joys of parenthood..."

asmlinkage sys_torvalds(void) attribute((no_return))
{
while(1) {
read_email();
read_news();
hack_kernel();
if(fork()) {
int age = 0;
while(age++ < 5) {
piss();
moan();
eat();
sleep();
}
while(age++ < 10) {
if(!lazy)
goto_school();
watch_tv();
maybe_study();
eat();
sleep();
}
while(age++ <= 18) {
goto_school();
try_to_impress_girls();
play_with_computer();
eat();
sleep();
}
while(age++ < 25) {
goto_classes();
read_cpu_arch_manuals();
eat();
get_blotzed_at_parties();
try_to_impress_girls();
pass_out();
}
sys_torvalds();
/* Not reached... */
}
life_is_good();
feed_cats();
pass_out();
}
}

;-)

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